For those who have not yet visited Screeve-Varda, today is my birthday. I have also been a very busy boy and have finally moved into my new house. It has taken nearly four months with much stress and hassle. Some Estate Agents are helpful but some are just useless and unwilling to help prospective buyers, in today's recession climate you'd think they would bend over backwards to make a sale.
Anyway, in honour of the trials and tribulations of moving house and dealing with estate agents, I have written a short story entitles, A Bit Of Slap And Tickle. It is about what happens when an estate agent turns up late for an appointment. Although the story is fiction, I was stood up by one particularly cocky agent and I suppose this story is my imagination working out how to get back at him. (I'm not sure if all my readers will know what 'slap and tickle' is, but it is our peculiar British way of saying 'a bit of how's your father', 'a bit of rumpy', 'some nookie' or to put in bluntly, SEX!)
The second update sees part two of Blind Sensations continue apace with Chapter Two. The story gets well under way and is as exciting as ever.
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I am really enjoying TIC and though mainly a patient person, I cannot wait for next installments. many thanks. Raysam.
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